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The Lighter Side!
Keep any jokes clean. No video clips and you'll be fine.. If your humour is of a milder variety, please do not make an issue of the intensity of the jokes here. We do not all share the same values and standards, let alone the same humour. Just keep that in mind.

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	Yep, Only One Queen and She's Indian The price we pay for the period of the Raj, Victoria, and India. Psche yourself into an Indian moment, for a moment and click through to this classic from the TV box. Its harmless .... and include... indian, queen, uk, brits,	Gerald 24. Nov 2009 at 20:40	0	1067	24. Nov 2009 at 20:40 By: Gerald
	The Lighter Side Now Under Off Topic Does anyone mind the Lighter Side board being placed here with the return of the Forum after the DoS attack?	Gerald 08. Sep 2009 at 11:44	1	1356	25. Sep 2009 at 11:49 By: .:Bill:.
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	Gotta love lawyers and Yanks These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying ca... Time for a smile	Hugsie 27. Apr 2013 at 13:47	1	166	27. Apr 2013 at 18:18 By: handy harry
	A FESTIVE REMINDER OF THINGS TO COME! A FESTIVE REMINDER OF THINGS TO COME! It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Centre. After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano It was time for the Star of the ...	Vince 05. Jan 2013 at 08:06	1	581	05. Jan 2013 at 13:45 By: witsender
	Age : A-Z Reality Check [size=12]Time for a reality "Age Check"! A is for apple, and B is for boat. That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said,[...\|/size]	admin 04. Dec 2012 at 16:23	0	380	04. Dec 2012 at 16:23 By: admin
	The Pope Vs Obama The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every ...	mr_ricky 14. Aug 2012 at 17:10	0	613	14. Aug 2012 at 17:10 By: mr_ricky
	Just a Joke Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come...	mr_ricky 03. Aug 2012 at 14:20	0	389	03. Aug 2012 at 14:20 By: mr_ricky
	The Iron Lady A Film about Maggie Thatcher is about to hit our cinemas. I can't help but feel they should have waited till she died so the film could have had a happy ending. « Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6 all »	YNWA 06. Jan 2012 at 15:30	78	5251	26. Jul 2012 at 23:56 By: Topdriller
	One for the ladies.......... After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks..... "What does t...	mr_ricky 26. Jul 2012 at 10:03	0	359	26. Jul 2012 at 10:03 By: mr_ricky
	Just a an old joke.... Little Johnny came home one day and told his dad he had a tough day in math. "What happened?" asked his dad. "The teacher got mad at me." Little Johnny grumbled. "What for?" his dad a...	mr_ricky 25. Jul 2012 at 20:19	0	329	25. Jul 2012 at 20:19 By: mr_ricky
	Just a an old joke.... Little Johnny came home one day and told his dad he had a tough day in math. "What happened?" asked his dad. "The teacher got mad at me." Little Johnny grumbled. "What for?" his dad a...	mr_ricky 25. Jul 2012 at 20:18	0	304	25. Jul 2012 at 20:18 By: mr_ricky
	One for the Greeks Angela Merkel arrives at passport control at Athens Airport. Nationality? asks the immigration officer. German? She replies. Occupation? No just here for a few days. made me laugh.	Del Boy 13. Apr 2012 at 21:23	1	721	19. Jul 2012 at 14:42 By: mr_ricky
	The Euro according to Blackadder The Euro according to Blackadder Baldrick: "What I want to know, Sir is, before there was a Euro there were lots of different types of money that different people used. And now there's only one t...	YNWA 23. Jun 2012 at 15:47	0	387	23. Jun 2012 at 15:47 By: YNWA
	Man test If any man can guess correct 3 times in a row I will be astounded. http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf	scooby 27. Mar 2012 at 16:08	1	498	27. Mar 2012 at 18:14 By: Del Boy
	Mothers Day Happy give your children some money to buy your wives something day !	YNWA 18. Mar 2012 at 14:38	0	352	18. Mar 2012 at 14:38 By: YNWA
	Carry on up the Khyber http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKEC5qszDRQ Nigel at it again	Peebee 14. Mar 2012 at 13:55	0	370	14. Mar 2012 at 13:55 By: Peebee
	Toilet paper crisis in Trenton, New Jersey http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17344145 ok boring article facts & figures & politics loved the heading, me, female, usually make sure of spare tissues (wet wipes) in my bag or pockets. i... Toilet paper crisis in Trenton, New Jersey	moggy 14. Mar 2012 at 03:02	1	430	14. Mar 2012 at 04:59 By: Peebee
	chewing Gum stolen in UK being used as currency abroad this is a new one on me, so that is why i see the funny side. forget the 'fallen off back of lorry' 'fallen out of plane' etc etc part of my duties during a summer holiday job, my 16 age at ... chewing Gum stolen in UK being used as currency abroad	moggy 27. Feb 2012 at 02:03	0	448	27. Feb 2012 at 02:03 By: moggy
	Valentines Day I've just booked the same table for Valentines Day as we did last year. Hopefully she'll pot more than two reds this time around.	YNWA 14. Feb 2012 at 15:18	0	378	14. Feb 2012 at 15:18 By: YNWA
	Saturday 21 January 2012 - National Hug Day Ok this was started in the US, but no reason we can not celebrate the world over http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Hug_Day I love a good hug, how about you? National Hugging day (US)	moggy 21. Jan 2012 at 16:20	0	368	21. Jan 2012 at 16:20 By: moggy

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