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If you like Humour a la Grecque......there's more
For Greek Visual Laughs I recommend you take a peek
It is all good clean stuff...

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teacher and student
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?

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uninterested wife
"Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her? I am desperate!"
The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a smal...

Started 07. Aug 2016 at 08:48 by RAPTOR
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old lady
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing t...

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Doctor: "What seems to be the problem today?"
Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient: "My farts do not stink and you can't hear...

Started 21. Feb 2017 at 08:07 by RAPTOR
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Perennial St Valentines Day Humour
February 14th comes round every year with the usual set of jokes. In some quarters it is not politically correct to refer to the day after Saint Valentine anymore.
But there you go I am not "PC"...

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missing husband
A woman goes to the police station to report that her husband was missing.
"Can you give me a description of him?" asked the officer.
"He's short and bald and skinny and wrinkled and wears...

Started 21. Nov 2016 at 11:20 by RAPTOR
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A guy goes into a Scottish baker's. "How much is that cake?" "A poond." "And how much is that one?" "A poond. All ma cakes are a poond!" "Oh, OK. What about that one?" "Ach, that one's two poonds." "O...

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2 married buddies
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I dont know what to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off bef...

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A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What did you do that for?"...

Started 25. Jul 2016 at 10:23 by RAPTOR
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?" <b...

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The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later.
Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top ...

Started 21. Jul 2016 at 15:59 by RAPTOR
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vegetable state...
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle? If that ...

Started 20. Jul 2016 at 09:22 by RAPTOR
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old gentleman
A man was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have...

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The husband contacted the newspaper regarding an obituary. When informed of the cost, the ...

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Azerbaijani, Greek and Turkish Relationship
A Greek, an Azerbaijani and a Turk were travelling on a plane, with a bunch of kids.
It appeared that there was a problem with the engine and everybody had to jump.

Greek said: we mu...

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Greek and Turkish Relationship
There's a Greek, a Turk and a beautiful woman sitting next to each other on a train. The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a SLAP!!...

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This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her  when she said, "Would you please press 1?"
So I did.
I don't remember much afterwards  Cheesy

Started 16. Jul 2016 at 10:28 by RAPTOR
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speaking clock
I used to date the woman who is the voice of the speaking clock.
She was so in love with me, until I cheated on her.
Now she won't even give me the time of day.Smiley

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